amanda | 22 | this blog is one giant gay shitpost | with lots of she-ra

vampriley:

kindasortaemo2:

theabsolutemessthatisjakey:

thekilljoy-electriccyanide:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

sweetiepie08:

blackaquokat:

feynites:

writing-prompt-s:

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

Me: *plucks out another hair*

Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-

Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*

Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?

Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?

Sadistic Genie: …

Me: …

Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-

Me: Just resurrect them already.

@forcesensitiveaurawielder Loophooooooole!!!!!

Most dust is just dead skin cells, so in theory you could resurrect someone by emptying your vacuum.

Genie:

me: one ressurection per skin cell counts dude, it´s my body part

Genie:

Originally posted by reactionimagess

fuckin dandruff could get you a whole graveyard

Nail clippings? Do they count, or do you have to rip off the whole nail?

…would bodily fluids like spit count? They technically are a part of my body