allycattiny:

internet-fae-incarnate:

masochist-incarnate:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I gave birth to a baby but only the head came out and the doctors said the body would come later so they gave me a doll body to attach to the human baby head until the rest of my child was born.

12 years later: HEY RYAN! I FINALLY GOT IT OUT!

Ryan your 9 inch tall bearded baby with a drinking liscence: thank you mother. It has been too long since i have tasted the glory of war.

What 12yo has a beard

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